Today's featured daily humor:
I don't drink any more! Was visiting my parents on Christmas eve to pick up my kids who had been staying with them for the previous night. Upon leaving as we were saying our good byes, my mother said to me "Don't drink too much tonight, you don't want to be hung over for Christmas day!" To which I replied, "It's o.k Mum, I don't drink any more!" And got some very strange confused looks from my 6 & 9 year Olds and my mother. Then with a big grin I also said "Well I don't drink any less either!" Miss 9 year old thought it was absolutely hilarious! And went on to repeat it to every family member who came to our Christmas lunch. "My dad doesn't drink any more!" "He doesn't drink any less either hahahahaha" Merry Christmas Dads, may the dad joke's be with you. Surely there's been some good ones during this festive time! P.s No I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink on days that end with a 'y'. Yes I'm aware both of these dad jokes have probably been flogged to death. But it was a win for me and I'm taking it.