Today's featured daily humor:
From the Christmas crackers. What do Santa's elves learn at school? The elfabet. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. Why are ghosts bad at lying? You can se right through them. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken. Why was Cinderella no good at football? Her coach was a pumpkin. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - it's always stuffed. Why did the microscope cross the road? To get to the other slide. What's a pirates favourite cheese? Chedd-aaaaaaarrrrrr.