What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve?... excrement length monster seeing shopping Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve? He got 12 months!Click for another laugh! Previous article: What is a proctologist's main task?... Prev Next article: The Invisible Man visited a doctor without making an appointment.... Next