Today's featured daily humor:
This guy gets back to his home town after the war... In the war, he was injured and lost an eye. Being from a poor family he couldn't afford a fancy glass eye, so he got a wooden eye instead. This poor fella was terribly shy with women due to being self conscious about his wooden eye. One night the town is having a dance and his buddies convince him to go. As he stands alone in a corner he spots a young woman with a cleft lip, also standing alone. He thinks to himself "I may have a wooden eye, but with her lip just maybe we'll be a match". He approaches the young woman... "Excuse miss, would you like to dance?" She excitedly responds "Would I?!?!?" Horrified, the young man yells back "HARELIP!!!"