Today's featured daily humor:
Proud wife My husband and I went shopping at a discount store, and I just found one thing I needed. We took it up to the counter and the lady rung it up and said "Two Twenty" (meaning $2.20). He handed her a 20 dollar bill and said "Sorry...I just have one twenty." I snickered and the lady looked at both of us like were crazy. I was proud of his dad joke.