Today's featured daily humor:
John was sleeping peacefully. When suddenly he saw God. He asks god "what is going on? Am I dreaming" "no" says god " you died in your sleep, the only way you can go back down to earth is if you became a chicken" John agreed and found himself in between a thousand other chickens. One of the chickens told him " You must lay eggs here, otherwise the farmer will slaughter you" John says " but, I don't know how to lay eggs" the chicken tells him " I will teach you, just squeeze really hard and whoops, out comes an egg" john keeps laying eggs and all other chickens are so impressed. " That is the biggest egg I have ever seen" cried one chicken. All of sudden he hears a woman screaming"CAN YOU PLEASE STOP POOPING SO MUCH IN YOUR BED, THAT'S INSANE!".