Today's featured daily humor:
A dentist walks into a law office and says, "I'm facing charges of malpractice and I'd like to hire you"! The lawyer agrees, and says, "okay, but I'll need money upfront." The dentist pushes forward a small box. The lawyer opens it and inside is a wire contraption. "What the hell is this?" Asks the lawyer. The dentist replies, "a retainer."