Today's featured daily humor:
An old one I remembered today My dad (or maybe my grandfather) told me this one when I was in the single digits. Not sure what made me think of it today... A little hare (bunny rabbit) was playing around, getting all dirty in the mud. His mother hare told him he had to take a bath, otherwise he would turn into a goon. The little hare kept playing in the mud, and didn't take a bath. In the morning, when he woke up, he had turned into a goon. The moral of the story? Hare today, goon tomorrow.