Today's featured daily humor:
A frog goes into a bank for a loan He goes up to the teller and says "hi, I'm Croaky Jagger. I'd like to borrow $50,000". The teller replies "nice to meet you, I'm Patrick Whack. Do you have any collateral, Mr Jagger?" "Just this" says the frog, presenting a small ceramic elephant. The teller somewhat flustered says "I'll have to check with my manager". "There's a frog here who says his name is Croaky Jagger and would like to borrow $50,000, but all he has is this little ceramic elephant" he says. "Approve it" says the manager. The teller somewhat confused asks "but why? Is there something special about that elephant?!" The manager responds "it's a nick-nack, Paddy Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"