Today's featured daily humor:
Let this be a lesson. The man who robbed a convenience store while on parole and under curfew when he knew he should have been laying low and staying clean, with even the judge describing his offending as completely opportunistic and, frankly, unbelievably audacious and deserving of a lengthy incarceration period, one that would hopefully deter other would-be miscreants, has finally been told his punishment. It was a long sentence.