Today's featured daily humor:
A dad joke that requires explaining to my kids My daughter cut her knee on a rock while swimming in the ocean, and we took her to urgent care. It wasn't clear how bad the wound actually was, because it bled a lot but didn't hurt a lot. On the way, I pointed out that this was an excellent time to find out which ball she would be in a game of quiddich. Because, as we all know, snitches get stitches.