Today's featured daily humor:
I found a used football in a second hand store... I picked it up and took it to the counter. "How much is this?" I asked "That'll be $5" said the owner. "Would you like me to pump it up for you?" "Of course, thanks a lot!" I replied. So, he got a small pump from under the counter and in a few seconds the ball was as good as new. "Ok, all done" he said. "That'll be $10 please". "$10!!!??!!" I replied. "But you said $5 just now". He looked up and said "Sorry. Inflation".