Today's featured daily humor:
Donatello's last name My teenage daughter asked me what Donatello's last name was (as in the Italian artist from the Renaissance, not the Ninja Turtle). I told her it was No-Liza (pronounced like Liza Minnelli) She gave me a puzzled look. Then, in the thickest and worst Italian accent I could muster, I said: "He Donatello No-Liza. He's a good boy-a"