Today's featured daily humor:
I like poetry and I was telling my friend about Keats' poem "Ode on a Grecian Urn". He said, "What's a Grecian Urn?" Oh about 4 dollars an hour. And then I told him I had taken fencing lessons and we learned about the foil, sabre and epee. He said, "What's epee?" Oh, about 10 dollars an hour. (One of my actual Dad's jokes. In memory of Marty.)