Cops pulled me over and said:... crime drugs police pregnancy violence Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Cops pulled me over and said: "PAPERS" I yelled " SCISSORS" and drove off.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Your mama's so.... Prev Next article: My friend told me that to make this soda taste better, you have to release the gases.... Next