Today's featured daily humor:
Three men are walking through the woods. An Irish man, an English man and a French man They run into a leprechaun who says "Jump down this rainbow and you'll be met with anything you desire. You just have to shout whatever you want as you're going down" The Irish man goes first and shouts "gold!". Then lands in a pot of gold The English man see's this so when he goes down he shouts "diamonds!". And, sure enough, he lands in a pot of diamonds. The French man goes next. However, he doesn't speak English. All he's seen is two men slide down a rainbow with treasure at the bottom. So when he slides down, he just shouts "wee!"