Today's featured daily humor:
What is red and extremely bad for your stomach? What is red and extremely bad for your stomach? --Apple. What is worse than apple? --finding a worm in your apple. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? --Intense vomiting What is worse than Intense vomiting? --Intense vomiting after finding half a worm in your apple. What is red and extremely bad for your teeth? --Apple, I've already told you