Today's featured daily humor:
A man boards a flight and sits in a row by himself. The flight departs, and a short while later, he is served a soda and a bag of peanuts. After the flight attendant moves down the aisle, he hears a soft voice say, "Wow, you have great hair." The man looks to the old man sitting in the row across the aisle, but he is fast asleep. He goes back to sipping his coffee. Mid sip, he hears a different voice, this time louder, saying, "You have a such a gorgeous smile." Startled, the man turns to look between the seats at the passengers behind him. To his surprise, the row is empty. Unnerved, he closes his eyes and takes a few deep breaths to calm down. Just as his heart rate returns to normal he hears, "would you look at that chiseled jawline!" Eyes snapping open he looks up to see a flight attendant with a garbage bag standing beside him. "Excuse me," he say, "What did you say?" "Oh, I didn't say anything dear, I thought you were asleep." "Well, then who just told me I have a nice jawline?" "Oh, that was the refreshments sweetie." "The refreshments?!" "Why, yes. They are complimentary."