Today's featured daily humor:
Sad Joke in the Wild I was at the zoo with my soon-to-be wife and step-daughter when we came to the zebra pens. Wifey says to me "Did you know that out of all the animals kept in zoos, zebras cause the most injuries to zookeepers BY FAR?!". With the most serious face I could muster, I looked at her and said "I honestly don't think it's that black and white, Baby." A guy behind me hard and said "Hah! Nice one!" When Wifey turned and looked him he put his hands up and said "I know, I know, don't encourage him." My hero!