One time I masturbated on a plane.... aircraft emotions excrement sex travel Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:One time I masturbated on a plane. I called it "highjacking".Click for another laugh! Previous article: Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in the divorce court.... Prev Next article: What's black and sits at the top of a stairwell?... Next