Today's featured daily humor:
So, a friend tried out a new no-knead bread recipe... What you have to understand is, my friend is a terrible baker. Anything that goes in the oven turns into a blackened hunk of ash. I said, there's no way I'm going to try it. Death would be preferable. After begging and pleading with me to try the bread, I finally tried it. I nearly threw up. He asks, what's wrong? There was only one answer: kneadless suffering.