Today's featured daily humor:
Stop doing it then . . . I complained to my doctor that it hurt my back a lot whenever I bent down, lifted my left leg and put it back on the ground, straightened up, bent down, lifted my right leg and put it back on the ground, and straightened up. He looked at me incredulously and said, "why don't you stop doing that stupid series of actions?" I then asked him how I am supposed to wear my pants.