Why hasn't anyone ever taken a lobster to court?... Food animal fish reading reptile Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why hasn't anyone ever taken a lobster to court? Because of the crab clause.Click for another laugh! Previous article: What do you call it when your colleagues examine your urine?... Prev Next article: How does a kitchen gnome say hello?... Next