Today's featured daily humor:
Two kids sitting in a restaurant were arguing over what a pot was full of on the table... David: "it's a sugar!" Noel: "no way, it's definitely a pepper!" David: "you're being silly, I can see it's a sugar!!" Noel gets frustrated and nudges David into the pot. David looks at the contents of the pot on the table and rubs his arm where he was nudged and says, "that's a salt".