Today's featured daily humor:
My son who loved tractors When my son was 5 he loved tractors. He loved them so much he had tractor bed sheets, tractor toys, even tractor wall paper. On his 6th birthday I thought I'd really treat my son. I took him to our local farm (we live in a rural area). I asked the farmer, "Hey mate, if I give you some cash, can my son come ride in the tractor for you for a bit?". My son's eye lit up with joy when hearing this. The farmer replied "Sorry sir, but I'm in a rush today. I need to harvest my crops." Hearing this, my sons joy turned into overwhelming sadness. He yelled "MY BIRTHDAY IS RUINED!". Angry and upset upon arriving home knowing he wouldn't be riding in a tractor on his birthday my son went to his room and draw all over the wallpaper he had. Thew all his toys into the bin. Even took the scissors to his bed sheets. I calmed him down, but I knew his love for tractors had gone. I knew deep down this was a hard life lesson he had to learn and he would grow, and he did. My son buckled down in school and got into a prestigious university.. On his 18th Birthday (we live in the UK btw) I took my son to our local pub for his first legal alcoholic brevage. Now you must understand this was before the smoking ban in the UK. The air used to be heavy with smog in pubs, especially true in our local pub. Coughing and waving to clear the air we made it to the bar, where the bartender noticed my lungs agitated by the smoke in the air. He says to me "I know how you're feeling pal. I work all day on this. I go home and shower and it's like I've been on the coal mines. He chuckled. I reply to him, "Hey my son's a gifted mind. If he could get rid of all this smog right now, would you give us free drinks tonight?". Amused by my suggestion he said ok. I call my son over and tell him to do his thing. With one big inhale he sucks up all the smog in the air, walks outside and blows it all to the wind. Amazed the bartender asks, "Oh my, how did he do that?". To which I reply, "Sorry, I forgot to mention. My son is an Ex tractor fan." The end.