Today's featured daily humor:
Just tool the opportunity to make my greatest dad joke at 17 I'm sat in my room minding my own business, when I hear my sister ask my mum "why is there a measuring tape on my bed?" I don't think much of it at first, but then I realise what I had to do. I dropped everything I was doing and ran out of my room just to say to my sister "to see how long you sleep" I don't think I can ever beat that.