My optometrist says there's something wrong with my...... disease doctor judge machines sexist Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:My optometrist says there's something wrong with my eye I don't see it, though.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I'd like to dedicate this next joke to my dad who was a roof tiler.... Prev Next article: Never give sensitive information to a clock...... Next