Today's featured daily humor:
An elderly couple go to McDonald's for lunch... They sit down to eat and a young man takes notice. You see the couple appears to be very poor and they have only purchased one value meal. The young man continues to watch as the elderly man carefully cuts the hamburger in half and then counts out the fries. Next the old woman removes a napkin and a plastic cup from her purse. She unfolds the napkin in front of her on the table and sets the cup down. The old man then places half of the hamburger and half of the fries on the napkin. Next, he carefully pours half of the soda into the plastic cup. The old man began to eat while the old lady watched quietly with her hands folded in her lap. The young man was filled with compassion and decided to ask them if he could buy them another meal. The old man replied, "Oh goodness, no. We've been married 60 years and we have always shared everything, 50/50." The young man then turned to the old lady and said, "Well aren't you going to eat?" She replied, "I'll eat here in just a few minutes, it's not my turn." The young man then says, "Wow, you two are very old fashioned!" The old lady replies, "Not really, I'll eat as soon as he's done with the dentures."