Today's featured daily humor:
As a father, you sometimes forget to cater to your audience... Spring sports are starting up, and my son and I were looking at getting some gear from one of the two sporting good stores in town. We were looking online for in-store availability before we went in, and I said to him, "It looks like Big 5 doesn't have those pads.". He asked, "What about Dick's?", and without thinking, I replied, "No, Big 5 doesn't have those either."