Today's featured daily humor:
I took my dog, Samuel Akita, to the vet. I told the Doc that Samuel is a flea magnet and asked what I could do. "Put him down," said the vet. "It's the only way!" I protested. "I'm not going to kill my dog!" The vet said, "It's your own fault for naming your dog after a Supreme Court Judge. Everyone knows.... No Justice.... No fleas."