Today's featured daily humor:
For ages, my friend has confided in me about her never-ending stories of online dates gone wrong... She says that she always feels cat-fished. She complains that the men who show up are always dishonest about how tall they are. It's happened so many times that she's lost hope and is ready to give up. But one day, those stories came to an end, and her faith in the dating world was restored. She finally met Mr. Fahrenheit.