Today's featured daily humor:
I was pulled over today for a moving violation... The officer's name was Tina, and she was a sergeant. Certain my wife would rip me a new one for being pulled over, again, I welled up and began bawling like a baby. The officer, overcome by my emotional outburst, began to tear up as well. I stopped her in her tracks, though, and said, "Don't cry for me Sergeant Tina."