Today's featured daily humor:
I son just asked me if I'm really his dad... "Why would you ask that?" "Well, I just saw a younger picture on a milk carton at the store!" I looked down, shook my head side to side, and told him, "That's exactly why I always buy milk in those annoying bags, so you wouldn't find out." Ok...not a "Dad Joke," but I just had the idea of getting a custom 2L milk carton printed up with each of my kids' faces on them, and putting them in the refrigerator