Today's featured daily humor:
Take this L!? Take the D!? Take the W!? Take a Q&A!? You're giving me the V!? Take my X!? I'm giving you an F!? You've got the Big C!? Swallow this E!? Wanna catch some Z's!? Give P's a chance!? Here's a big O!? People keep giving me letters! I've got the entire alphabet in my bag!