Today's featured daily humor:
Three T-Rexes were sitting around digging in the ground and accidently found a lamp... The first T-Rex picks up the lamp with his little arms and rubs it. A Genie pops out. The genie gives them all 1 wish. The first one says, "I would like a huge chunk of meat." Flump! a huge chunk of meat falls from the sky. The second says, "I would like it to rain meat". The sky starts raining meat from the sky. The third one says, "well, I want a Meatier shower!." ...