Today's featured daily humor:
A bear was chasing a rabbit through the woods... (long) When a genie pops out and grants them each 3 wishes. The bear says "I wish to be the only male bear in the woods!" And *poof* he's the only male bear in the woods. The rabbit says, "I wish I had a motorcycle!" And *poof* he's granted a motorcycle. The bear is next, and says, "I wish I was the only male bear in the whole state!" And *poof* he's the only male bear in the state. The rabbit, for his second wish, wishes for a helmet to go with his new bike. The bear thinks hard on his 3rd wish. Finally, he says "I wish I was the only male bear in the whole world!" And *poof* he's the only male bear in the world. The rabbit straps on his helmet and turns his bike on, revving the engine. He looks at the genie and says, "I wish the bear was gay!"