Today's featured daily humor:
Two doctors are watching a man limp towards them. The first doctor says "I bet you 100 he's got a problem with his hip." The second doctor looks and says "I'll take your bet, I reckon it's a problem with his knee." The man gets closer and the first doctor stops him " excuse me sir, me and my friend were discussing what we think is wrong with if you. I think you have a problem with your hip and my friend thinks you have a problem with your knee. If you wouldn't mind answering can we ask what's wrong with you?" The man looks at the doctors "you thought it was a hip problem, you were wrong. You thought it was a knee problem, you were wrong. I thought I needed to fart, I was wrong!"