Today's featured daily humor:
A man bought a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: ... DAD : Son where were you today during school hours? SON : At school (robot slaps the Son and he immediately changes his mind) Okay I went to the movies! DAD : Which one? SON : Harry Potter (robot slaps Son again!) Okay I was watching porno. DAD : What? When I was your age I didn't even know porno! (robot slaps dad) MUM : hahahahaha! After all he is your Son! (robot gives Mum a slap)