Today's featured daily humor:
Guys, let's stop with the Titanic submarine jokes Fish-shore everyone is doing it in good humor, but we mustn't \*stoop\* so low! We must stay so-fish-ticated! Why is there so much common-ocean about this? I know it's sand-sational, but others might get em-ocean-al about this... We should be sea-rious about this and \*pressure\* authorities to do something about this!!