Welcome to our daily humor break. Today's dad joke is a classic:

I stayed up past 9:00 PM drafting this masterpiece.

What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.

...And that's why they pay me the big bucks. (They don't).

Keywords: Dad Jokes, Puns, Family Humor, Daily Laughs

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