Today's featured daily humor:
I need some new jokes for my 6 and 12 year olds (serious) Ok, I need some jokes for my 6 year old and 12 year old. My 6 year old is expressive, sometimes putting his hands over his face and saying "Oh dad, what am I going to do with you?" after a bad joke. My 12 year old will just look at me and sigh. I need those kinds of jokes. My 6 year old likes the following jokes (not sure if they're all dad jokes or not): What cheese isn't yours? Nacho cheese. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no ideer. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. I know I have a few others, but I can't remember them at the moment. Please, anything that can make a kid do the above would be great. Thanks in advance. My 6 year old is desperate for more jokes.