Today's featured daily humor:
One day, a snail went to buy a fancy sports car. The snail walked into the car dealership and said to the salesman, "I'd like to buy the fastest car you have, please." The salesman, surprised, said, "Are you sure? Snails aren't known for their need for speed." The snail replied, "Oh, I know! But I want to be the fastest snail out there. Plus, I've always wanted to leave a trail of excitement wherever I go!"