When I die I want to be burned on a giant pile of butter.... Food cooking death emotions excrement Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:When I die I want to be burned on a giant pile of butter. I'm going to be creamated.Click for another laugh! Previous article: A three-legged dog walks into a bar.... Prev Next article: I just got fired from work for sleeping with my boss.... Next