Today's featured daily humor:
A blokes in the pub with his mates and it's his round He goes to the bar and puts the order in... 4 pints of lager, 2 pints of Guinness and a glass of red wine. The bar maid pours the drinks and places them on the bar. As the man is trying to pick up the drinks, the bar maid asks if he wants a tray. He looks down at the drinks and back up at the barmaid and says "don't you think I've got enough to carry?"