Today's featured daily humor:
Three Pathologists were discussing what kind of autopsies they found easiest.... The first pathologist said he found librarians very simple to do - because all their organs are alphabetised. The second pathologist said mathmaticians were straightforward - because all their organs are numbered. The third pathologist said, "Oh lawyers are the easiest autopsy by far. They're gutless, heartless, brainless and spineless and they're just one big arsehole. &#;