Today's featured daily humor:
My doc told me to take a deep breath... It was inspirational. ... It was also my last breath... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Because I expired. I just came up with this one in my own while out riding quad, moments ago. That said, I recognize it's simple enough that it's probable someone else could have come up with it first. To my knowledge, it's 100% original, though.