Today's featured daily humor:
So these 3 guys go hunting together... Let's call them tom, bill, and joe. So they have a really long drive to get to the spot they are hunting at so they all decide to stay at a hotel room for a few days. They don't get to the room till about 5am but bill really wants to go hunting, he doesn't want to wait so he decides to leave and take the truck, he gets back around 8pm and he walks into the hotel room. He yells at the others to run out to the truck to see what he got, they all run out to the truck to see a massive bear that he shot, both guys look at bill and say "how did you get a massive bear so fast" and bill looks at them and goes "well I followed the tracks, I followed the tracks and boom I hit a bear" so that night they all go to sleep and the next morning Tom wants to go hunting but bill is still tired from yesterday and joe is sick. So tom goes by himself in his truck. 2 days go by and the others cannot find him. He won't answer his phone and they have no idea where he could be, but right before they get a search party he comes through the hotel door and yells "guys get out to the truck and see what I got" they all rush out to the truck and see that Tom shot 2 massive moose, they look at Tom and go "how did you get 2 massive moose in 2 days" and Tom looks and them and says "well I followed the tracks, I followed the tracks and boom I hit 2 moose" so the next day joe wants to go hunting but the others want to go with him. He looks at them and says "I wanna do this by myself" so he goes out alone and the others stay at the hotel and play cards. After about a week and a half joe still hasn't gotten home so the others are really worried about him, but after 2 search party's and a helicopter couldn't find him they decided to pack up but right before they give up and leave joe comes through the door, but he's all bloody and scratched up so the others look at him and go "what happened, did you get mauled by a bear" and he goes "no I was out hunting and I followed the tracks, I followed the tracks, and boom, I hit a train"