I had to get half of my large intestine removed.... disease history hospital human_body_parts medicine Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I had to get half of my large intestine removed. Now I only have a semicolon.Click for another laugh! Previous article: People say circumcisions don't hurt,...... Prev Next article: Why don't vampires like biting werewolves?... Next