Today's featured daily humor:
Two guys were digging a ditch when one made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off the other's ear. "Help me find it in all this mud," said the second guy. "If we find it they can sew it back on." After a couple of minutes, his comrade triumphantly shouted, "Here it is", handing the ear to him. "That's not it," said the first guy, throwing the ear back in the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it."