Today's featured daily humor:
A 911 dispatcher receives a call Dispatcher: "911, what is your emergency? Man: "I think there is something wrong with my wife" Dispatcher: "sir, is she unconscious or is she able to talk ? Man: "yes, she keeps staring at me and when I ask her what's going on she says: ""nothing, I'm fine"" Dispatcher: "calm down sir, help is on the way"